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Have you heard about a gentleman's handbag?
Carrying stuffing inside hot meat hashtag,
Something different and new, what will be next?
Sometimes a change of ingredients in text.
Did you hear about a gentleman's handbag?
Full of tasty meat in see through plastic sag,
Used to be always chicken, now lamb, beef, pork,
Handle easy, we say no pork on our fork.
Have you seen a gentleman's handbag in shops?
Nothing to cook, just cut up, bin all the slops,
Pieces of meat, stuffing, dark and white chooky,
Here you go family feast, just you looky.
Did you buy the gentleman's handbag before?
Perhaps you had one delivered to your door,
Am told there is still some change from a twenty,
It's good value, roasted, and there is plenty.
Australians have the gentleman's handbags,
Nobody thinks those who do that they are dags,
Because they know how to enjoy the protein rich,
Nutritiously yummy humble chook with kitsch.
Gentleman's handbags often enjoyed by wags,
No need for the mum, aunty or granny nags,
Some are flavoured with Vegemite in the bags,
You won't find inside any BBQ snags.
Everyone can indulge and partake in,
The Gentleman's handbag for it is no sin,
For home, picnics, gatherings of family,
Friends too will eagerly consume happily.